its all very simple

Good lawd my heart. Me and julien are going to the doctor July 7th to see why my period is so late. I may or may not have a massive heart attack from the suspense until then.

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

A billboard that reads: “are you a thot?”

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Omfg my life tho 😂😂😂😂

omgs:

i hate “respect your elders” … lmao whom are u?? dried up ol raisin thot

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startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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